king of unintended consequences
April 28, 2025
He'll send us to Mars in huge rocket ships. Send the robots he's made along to assist.
Robots will thrive once delivered and leave us gasping for air. A toxic world, their freedom's spring.
Our salvation becomes robot escape velocity, a two-for-one deal; so you can still plan on getting nuked into dust, no matter how many planets you add to the mix.
It would be impossible for robots to evolve on desolate planets, so our legacy will be having been dumb enough to set them off like a bomb in the home of an unsuspecting universe.